ROCK-N-ROLLING PIN

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IF GOD KNOWS EVERY HAIR ON YOUR HEAD WHAT ABOUT BALD MEN?  AND IF YOU BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE
ISN'T THAT A FORECLOSED RELATIONSHIP?  AND ISN'T A BURGLAR REALLY AN AFTER HOUR SHOPPER?
AND IF THEY COULD, WOULDN'T POLITICIANS PUSH FOR A TAX AND CALL IT "CHARITY TAX"?  AND DON'T ALL
SONGS BEGIN AS NEW SONGS?  AND WHEN YOUR CREDIT CARD FALLS SHORT ISN'T THAT REALLY AIR MONEY?
AND ISN'T TV REALLY UNTAMED COMMERCIALS?  AND SHOULDN'T A HAUNTED HOUSE REALLY BE CALLED
SOILED UNDERWEAR?  AND AREN'T YOU REALLY PUTTING YOUR MONEY IN A DIGESTIVE WALLET?
AND ISN'T A DRUNK REALLY IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR, AWAY?